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Make sure your navigation is cryptic, and make it really difficult to find your contact information.

Make sure you create extra work for the photo editor.

You’ll never get it wrong if they see what you’ve written).” – Phaedra Singelis“Metadata M. A.; With so many files to deal with at any given time, metadata (specifically IPTC core data) is crucial.

It looks pretty unprofessional if the photographer doesn’t know how to include a “©” and copyright notice – let alone the subject ID and details.” – Hali Mc Grath All photo editors are the same, and they do the same job, so you might as well save some time and send the same email to many photo editors.

In fact, you should treat a busy photo editor as your own research assistant whenever possible. After I tell you I am not the photo editor at the magazine, then have the gall to ask me who is.” – Jim Merithew It’s totally OK to be rude and pushy just as long as you get what you want out of the assignment, right? If you want to piss off a photo editor and everyone else that he/she works with, you should be as disrespectful as possible to all of the people that the photo editor depends on to do their jobs.“Don’t burn bridges– just because you’ll only be shooting someone or something once, doesn’t make it ok to piss off PR people, subjects, security… They’ll get good and pissed off, especially when you hand them the resulting images that they (and the rest of their staff) are totally unprepared for.

This will ensure your spot on his/her shitlist.“Contact me saying you love Wired and would love to shoot for the magazine. You could also employ a smoke-and-mirrors plan after the assignment, and hope that the photo editor doesn’t notice that you didn’t follow the plan.

This kind of attitude will put you directly at the top of their shitlist.

You should complain about everything possible, and expect the photo editor to fix everything.

You should do whatever it takes to make extra double sure that you’re top-of-mind with a photo editor in the most annoying way possible.

My trusted panel is:“Remember that photo editors know other photo editors, and a good photographer will be recommended, while a photographer that blew a shoot, was a pain in the ass to work with, or was just generally unpleasant for the photo editor and the subject to deal with will find themselves without work,” said Stella Kramer.

“A bad reputation is not a plus, especially in this economy.”The most immediate and universal tactic you can use to piss off a photo editor is to avoid doing any of your own research. End of story.” – Nate Gordon Before the assignment, be sure to develop a plan of attack with the photo editor – and then, without warning, change that plan on your own and let the photo editor sort it out after the fact.

Maintaining this attitude can be a fantastic way to piss them off to your heart’s delight!

“Make caption errors that I will later have to write corrections for (Always write down your subjects’ name, then show them what you’ve written.

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